- "The accursed books tell us all very plainly that ingesting a priorly married prospective bride's former primary mate's fresh brains will insure a happy second marriage. This way, Richie can incorporate all the love you and Harry shared, making their union whole. It's an Ano-movic thing, don't ask."
- ―John Straley[src]
The Accursed Books belonged to a race of demon known as Ano-Movic. These books were records of Ano-Movic ancient rites, rituals and customs regarding lifestyle and religious practices. By modern western human standards, the customs recorded in the Accursed Books were mostly barbaric, in contrast to the peaceful and socially assimilated nature of the Ano-Movic demons of late 20th century.
Examples of such customs were:
- Ingesting a priorly married prospective bride's former primary mate's fresh brains would insure a happy second marriage (the love of the previous marriage would be incorporated into the new one)
- Sacrificially spilling the blood of a she-goat. The purpose of this ritual is unknown
- "The Bachelor Party" (Only mentioned)