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- "Oh my god. What was I thinking when I bought the geek machine?"
- ―Joyce Summers[src]
"Geek machine" was the nickname given by Joyce Summers to her jeep while under the influence of the drugged Milk Bars in Band Candy. The geek machine had a ding in its hood from Joyce and Giles' activities.