- "I love Jasmine because she makes food taste good."
- ―Linford Ditweiler[src]
Linford Ditweiler was a young boy living in Los Angeles during the time Jasmine took over the city. While under Jasmine's thrall, he recited a poem titled "Why I Love Jasmine" at the Fellowship Hall of Hyperion Hotel.
Behind the Scenes
- He was portrayed by Michael McElroy.