- "Vermin! You're all vermin. You come in here and you eat, and you eat. Filth!"
- ―Lunch Lady[src]
The lunch lady of Sunnydale High was the would-be murderer, who attempted to kill the student body by putting rat poison in the food. Xander Harris caught her in the act and started tipping over cafeteria tables, warning people about the food. The lunch lady then came out and attacked him with a butcher knife. Buffy Summers then intervened and beat her up because she couldn't see the situation "being settled with logic".
Behind the Scenes
- She was portrayed by Wendy Worthington.