- William: "Back off, Jared!"
- Jared: "Or what, you'll tinkle all over me?"
- — William vs. Jared
William was a character in the Twinkle novel and film series. He was a vampire and the rival of the werewolf Jared for the love of Maria.
William was based on Spike, with whom Maria Harley had been involved during the Fall of Los Angeles.